Dan stumbled to the bathroom and half-asleep, braced one
hand against the wall and stood at the toilet peeing onto the closed lid until
the splash jolted him awake. Disgusted, he turned to the mirror and stared into
a strange face, a face nothing like the one he went to bed with. His wife got
one look, screamed bloody murder and hightailed it out of the house. Unsure
what else to do, Dan climbed back in bed hoping he’d wake up to a familiar face.

Laughing out loud!
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