New Face

Dan stumbled to the bathroom and half-asleep, braced one hand against the wall and stood at the toilet peeing onto the closed lid until the splash jolted him awake. Disgusted, he turned to the mirror and stared into a strange face, a face nothing like the one he went to bed with. His wife got one look, screamed bloody murder and hightailed it out of the house. Unsure what else to do, Dan climbed back in bed hoping he’d wake up to a familiar face.