Hog

Hog hunting, Bubba and Edna were crouched in a blind when Edna said, “I gotta pee-pee,” and went off into the trees. Bubba heard bushes behind the blind rustling and grabbed up his gun. It sounded like a big pig. Aiming at the bushes that hid the pig, he blasted away. Poking around the brush looking for a dead pig, he saw Edna standing behind a tree, panties around her ankles. “Now ain’t that just like you, Bubba. Shoot me dead while I’m peeing.”