Thursday, March 30, 2017

Salad Dressing

Betty-Ann Folger wore baggy red pedal pushers with a green blouse, her tiny feet in pink ballet slippers and a red bow crowning her snowy hair. She slipped a bottle of Wishbone Italian Dressing from under a chair cushion and told us, “Irene drinks this straight out of the bottle. They had to pump her stomach last week and then they took away her Jeopardy! privileges. Word is they’re going to pull out all her teeth and that’s Irene in a nutshell.”    

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