A Polish lagomorphologist,
Antoni Bubalov’s trial breeding of mountain hares with bull hares has produced a
calf-sized specimen he calls a Brute hare. The professor has faced difficulty
obtaining financing after several elderly citizens suffered heart attacks when
confronted by the giant Brute hares and a kindergarten class was suddenly trampled
by seven stampeding hares excited by a tractor. Continuation of Dr Bubalov’s research
is now in doubt.

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