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It was all he needed to screw up his trip to Japan. Chris was driving and gawking at a weird sign when he stupidly rear-ended another car. It happened in a snarl-up of Tokyo traffic with him pointing and yelling to his friend, “Look, look! Look at the sign!” Police questioning and paperwork took forever. Over a beer some hours later, his friend asked, “So, what was the sign?” Chris laughed, “I almost forgot. It was a hair salon called Hair Lips.”