Third day of skipping work, lunchtime and I’m on the
patio playing Wheel of Fortune on my iPhone. Graciela comes out and asks if I
want a sandwich. Let me tell you about Graciela. My wife hired her and like
always, she’s dressed like Brigitte Bardot in a slutty part. Graciela is an
actress-model, my wife’s client but still looking for that big break. She’s
here part-time and so far, I’m missing a watch, two rings, a gold pen, and an
Armani scarf.

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