Rejection

I woke to the dog barking at something out the window but before I could open my mouth to shush him, I realized I had forgotten his name. I got up to splash some water on my face and when I turned on the tap, it said, “His name is Jack.” I stared at the talking tap and asked, “Where is my wife?” No answer. I found a note on the refrigerator saying she was at Zumba, wherever that is. I made some tea and sat down confused but the chair rejected me.