Coffee Date

Nan and Bob met online. Agreeing to a coffee date, he suggested Romero’s. She said Rocky’s was better. So, they went there and she didn’t like their table, wanted to move. They ordered coffee, and apple pie for him. She griped about her weight and ate half of his apple pie. He opened his mouth to speak but she spoke first, complaining. She then asked about next time, but he stood, tossed a few bills on the table and said, “Maybe in another life.”