Couple

My strongly conservative Aunt Flossie told me about meeting an interesting couple at dinner one night on the island of Santorini. She explained that Elaine worked in lumber at Home Depot and her husband Pat was a pro golfer. She said they lived in a lesbian trailer park in Apache Junction, Arizona, Pat was funny and outgoing, Elaine quiet and charming and clearly once very beautiful. Aunt Flossie called it an evening of good company and bad food.